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GOP ROBOCALL TO PALIN: "THE ELECTION HAS BEEN CANCELLED. PLEASE GO BACK TO ALASKA."

(WASHINGTON) - TheMerica's Washington Bureau Chief Andrew Friedman has learned that the McCain Campaign has grown so desperate to silence Sarah Palin that the GOP Vice-Presidential nominee has been targeted to receive the GOP's famed "The Election has been Cancelled" Robocalls.

Until now, the Republican Party has reserved its election fraud and dirty tricks for senior citizens, low-income families and African-Americans. In fact, Governor Palin is the FIRST Christian white person under the age of 70 to be targeted by the GOP's one-of-a-kind voter suppression program in its 40 year history. Senior officials in the McCain Campaign speaking on the condition of anonymity tell THEMERICA that they hope that the Robocalls will be effective in getting Palin to collect her family and return to Alaska prior to next Tuesday.

Stay tuned to The 'Merican Blog for more information on this Breaking News as it becomes available.

- Washington Bureau Chief, Andrew Friedman. (10/28/2008, 18:50 GMT)

OLD NAVY

To the lay-person, this wasn't John McCain's best night. He was breathing heavily, losing a rage-filled death match with the english sentence, and blinking incessantly. He was breathing heavily because that is generally what people do before they explode into hate-speech or burst into tears or die of old age. His head was clearly filled with bullshit but his eyes screamed frustration at his mouths constipation. All of that was true. But he wasn't blinking. Remember, folks, he's an old Navy man. That was MORSE CODE. 

McCain was telegraphing to the American people his secret plan to get Osama bin Laden. 

McCain Brings Granddaughter to Work, "Gotcha Bitch!"

UM:

I wouldn't hire these two to housesit for me - even if it was just to 'mind the store' while I went out to vote against them. Sarah Palin cannot be trusted with matches and John McCain is a ticking timebomb. 

America is far too precious to be left to this ass circus.

- AF
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This is a VERY Special Election

Chicken 2008

The GOP's despicable campaign tactics - their repetition of patent falsehoods and pandering to the lowest common denominator - are not worthy of even feigned respect. They have 'succeeded' in the past two Presidential cycles because they make arguments that so defy logic that they cannot be reasonably debated. They launch character attacks that so shock the conscience that scores of people believe them to be fact. They have made dubious slander into an art form and democratic subjugation a science. 

Every 4 years, the GOP challenges the DNC to a game of chicken. And every 4 years, we swerve. 
This year, let's have some faith in the steel of our resolve, in the sturdiness of our arguments, and in the safety of the truth. This year, let's embrace our historic responsibility. Let us grit our teeth, put the pedal to the metal, and turn their sorry asses into an electoral hood ornament.

"Senator McCain, this is Cheryl from OnStar*. We see that your driver's-side douchebag has been deployed..."

FED + AIG = OMFG

One can't help but utter expletives when abbreviations start absorbing acronyms (eg: The Fed & AIG). Three-lettered cannibalism spells TROUBLE for the USA. 

DEAR GOP:

We hope that you've enjoyed wiping the BS off of your lips with our 401k's for the past 8 years.

IOU a big F.U.

with hate,

- The American Public

"Whiskey Vote"

Every four years, America gets wicked drunk and makes some bad decisions. And you've gotten away with it -- no one can tag you in the embarrassing photographic evidence on Facebook. But admit it, you're still haunted by the memories.... GOOD. You should be ashamed.

This November, you have an opportunity to redeem yourself. This year, you have a chance to take the walk of shame out of the polling place and put it back where it belongs... your weekends.

So listen up America! On November 4th, lay off the sauce and go to the polls WITHOUT your "Beer Goggles." 

Have some respect for yourselves. Drink some coffee, Wake Up and Vote sober. 

Vote Obama / Biden.

That's Obama / Biden 2008:

No hangovers.

No regrets.

No herpes. We swear.

Sincerely,

America's Young People

(Andrew F.)

Copyright © 2008. All Rights Reserved.

ALSO FROM AMERICA'S YOUNG PEOPLE:

www. BristolLight.com

www.SaveMyStatus.com

AP to AK: "What's goin on in alaskahh?"

'Hey, there's no news anywhere else. 

What's goin on in Alaska? Nothing? 

ok we'll check-in again in a few years.'

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